Tips to Staying Recession-Proof with Bobby Billions

times are tough...duh. i don't feel like going through the laundry list of our problems because you should already know we're in a recession. just cause there's recess in the word doesn't mean it's a playground.

anyway, your boy bobby billions aka bobby bailout is a man of the people & wants to see you through these hard times. i've decided to give out some helpful hints to all 9 of you who read this. just cause it's a recession doesn't mean you can't be regal, babyyyy. here's the first tip:

1) get your coupon

clip em, save em, stack em, use em. you gotta love the discount/freebie. mcdonald's hooked me up with a 'free small hot or medium iced mccafe coffee of your choice' coupon. sorry starbucks, looks like i won't be dropping billllz at your establishment tomorrow. bobby billions stacking loot & saving you bills at the same time.

ballinnnnnnnnnnnnnn'

stay tuned for more 'staying recession-proof with bobby billions' coming soon.