so close

no friday classes so i used the day to run around & get some things done. sidenote: this has been my most productive week in i can't even remember how long. one of my roommates is going to be a male model & another one might be in the olympics (not even kidding...more on that in another post). never one to be outdone, i showed both of them today by putting on pants & running some errands. what's up now, bitches?

anyway, as i was walking toward the bank, i happened to be behind potential wife material. i had such high hopes for the girl. 5'4, jet black hair, MJ purse, adorable leather gloves, a fitted red coat & boots. don't even get me started on boots...the right pair on the right girl = philip bobby kryptonite. and i'm not talking about uggs, either. 

so she's looking incredibly put-together & cute (from the back at least) & i'm hoping that all of this will carry over to the front. she enters the building first & turns to hold the door open for me. before i can even think "whattttt a sweetheart," two blaringly obvious accessories shatter my hopes and dreams. 

girl has a bull piercing. we're talking studded barbell through the nose. ready for some salt in those fresh wounds, p bob? her jet black hair has pink highlights -- the only word in my mind at this point being "reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllyyyyyyyyyyyyy?"

before you call me an asshole & lecture me about how it's her body, her choice, her life & i have no right to critique her, let me save you the time -- you're right. i agree with you. she's free to do whatever she wants & no one can stop that. it was just such a letdown. it's not like she was a bad looking girl, she just happened to give her overall cuteness the death sentence by getting the bull ring & putting pink in her hair. 

to which, all i can say is -- reaaaaalllyyyy?