one down, a lot to go

first official day back. mondays aren't that bad. two classes, 12:40-2 & 3-4:20. nothing too stressful -- abnormal psychology & creative processes in advertising. creative processes is looking like a huge workload though...not exactly what i needed this semester with a project that's on track to take over my life. the fact that my earliest class all week is a 12:40 makes things kinda hype. it's not like i'm up at the asscrack of dawn or anything so i can't be mad. however, i CAN be mad about some other things. ready for it? here comes the shitstorm.

being back on campus after a longggg 32 days off brought out some mixed feelings for your boy p.bob. after getting used to it, the ELife can be a fun way to live. i'm sure i'll elaborate on this lifestyle sooner or later...just not now. while the hate is still fresh, without further adieu, the january edition of the p.bob shitlist.

1. roommates bumping techno into the wee hours of the night....on a sunday. and monday. and tuesday and...you get it.

2. having to leave your house/apartment/teepee at least 10 minutes earlier than you normally would for class because of how congested campus traffic is at the start of the semester/throughout winter. i realize no one wants to walk their ass clear across campus but i'm imploring you....suck less at driving. or skip class. kthx.

3. as cliff skighwalker (cliffskighwalker.blogspot.com) so eloquently tweeted: "ladies, please take all the ed hardy trucker hats you own and burn them. that shit is not a good look. thank you & you're welcome." i can only add this: take ALL the ed hardy you own and throw it out. today in class i saw a girl wearing a northface, uggs & ed hardy leggings. an outfit like that makes me weep. i understand the desire for casual clothing but it is possible to dress with both comfort & style in mind. i swear to god i'm wifing the next girl who has the ability to dress down with style. maybe not but i hope you can read the seriousness in my worrrrrrds.

4. i made the mistake of telling chuck bast (m, it's your new nickname. i'm going with it) how spring semester syllabus week is a joke & we don't do anything real for a few weeks. while she regaled me with horror stories of entire chapters to read before the first class, i mistakenly laughed at her misfortune. and heeeere comes karma, ready to bite me in the ass. it's only monday & my first week of class is already shaping up to be busier than my entire freshman year, no joke.

5. dealing with changes. just when i fall into a routine with class/library/life, everything switches up on me. then again, it's not exactly like that's a bad thing. keeps me on my toes.

that wraps up the shitlist for now. expect a PBSA later tonight or sometime tomorrow....if you can figure out what that stands for then congratulations. that's it. no prize, no love. just a congrats. till next time.